WHITNEY LIVES

This is Smallville we are talking about. Spaceships sit in cornfields for three months undetected and un-irrigated. Truant officers accept bribes from the local coffee shop owner with the stiff upper lip. Stalkers are more plentiful than cows. Teenagers die around Clark Kent all the time, but the police only question him for things he didn't do. Mutants roam the countryside undetected until they fall under the spell of Lana Lang's preternatural beauty and are driven insane by her cardboard personality...

This is Smallville. Anything is possible.

Except Whitney Fordman's death.

Photographic Evidence!

Snapshot of Pvt. Whitney Fordman smuggled out of undisclosed location where he is being held by sinister military types for testing and retraining. Despite captivity, Whitney seems to be in good spirits, God love him. He is such a brave young man.

We Sense a Conspiracy

The United States Marine Corp sent Private Whitney Fordman, a first year Marine, on a mission that would normally be reserved for more experienced soldiers. Then, they 'lost' him. For a whole month! Miraculously they 'found' him, ID'd him, and 'buried him' in Smallville.

Yeah, right.

The Facts:

If Chloe Sullivan is smart enough to piece together the Wall of Weird and a blind man can stumble upon a flying saucer cover-up, the U.S. Government is collectively smart enough to notice that something peculiar is going on in the state of Kansas.

More Facts:

Whitney Fordman is able-bodied, athletic, and has been subjected to a mutation-inducing radiation most of his life--not to mention having a nifty little kryptonite tatoo that used to let him walk through walls.

We think the Military Wanted Him (well, who wouldn't?), and now they've got him right where they want him...

But WE want him back!

We found every bit of spunk and snark Chloe lost last summer, and we're not giving up until Whitney is safely back with us. We'll track leads. Bribe informants. Trade sexual favors for... well, for just about anything, actually. We're going expose this government conspiracy and Bring.Whitney.Home.

UPDATE! Spring 2005!

Did the Pentagon flub the ID of Whitney Fordman? Is he really back? Find out in "Identities" by Elrond50.

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED!

Do you have a theory about how Whitney survived his recent so-called "demise?" Visit the Saving Private Fordman Message Board and share it with us.

Other Cool things you can do on this site:

Read "Identities" by Elrond50

Read Whitney's Secret Survival Log

Snag a "Free Whitney" button or "Whitney Lives" Banner

Read our "Whitney Lives" scenario

Share your own "Whitney Lives" scenario on the Saving Private Fordman Message Board

Enjoy NC-17 Slash Fan Fiction featuring Whitney (and some guy named Lex. And Clark. Oh, and Lionel, too.

SP Whitney Courtesy of the Amazing Goss